Poo Assistance

A tale for you from The Land of Cute. A few days ago Marcus and I were in the washroom together at the library. First, it was my turn. I was not really paying attention to too much and I had such a good giggle when Marcus came over to me and began squeezing my shoulders.

“I am going to help you poo Mommy”

Then, he ripped off a piece of toilet paper for me that was 2 cm square and said

“Here you go Mommy, to help you wipe your cankle”

I was laughing so hard I forgot to even ask him what a cankle was.

I am laughing now while I write this. OMG he is such a funny little man.

via Beth Lawrence.

Smartphones

Thank you thank you for all of the wonderful Birthday wishes! I have in return a tale from the Land of Cute.

Marcus was on speaker phone with his best friend Lucas. Back and forth they were inviting each other to their respective houses, and the conversation between two 3.5 year olds went something like this.

“Marcus, do you want to come to my house? I have dinosaurs”

“Lucas, do you want to come to my house? I have trains”

They went back and forth giving a very thorough inventory of their toys until we just had to go. When I hung up I put the phone to sleep and screen went black. Marcus very seriously and mysteriously looked at me and back at the darkened screen and he asked me

“Mommy, did Lucas disappear into the darkness of the phone?”

via Beth Lawrence.

Accidents

More tales from the land of cute. When Marcus has an “accident” and doesn’t make it to the toilet on time. We call it having an accident. So at dinner this past Friday night Bubby said she had an accident in her car.

Marcus looked at her very seriously and with a concerned tone asked her.

“Bubby did you pee in your car?”

via Beth Lawrence.