May 25, 2018 at 03:37AM

from Facebook
A mischievous tale from the #landofcute

Marcus: Mommy, can I eat this flower blossom?
I looked over to where he is pointing, he had spotted chive flowers.
“Well Marcus, you can, but it will give you incredible flatulence”
His eyes lit up and a slow smile started in the corner of his mouth. I was starting to know this look of late….mischeviousness! The thought that a plant could cause farts was too much fun to avoid. Down the hatch before I could give a second warning. Besides the fact that my son thought this was hilarious (as did I, but I did not let on) We were on our way into a shiva house with my son reeking of onions. He was not bothered by the piece of fruit cake I brought him to mask his pungent scent.

Addendum: Gastrointestinally speaking, nothing unusual happened. B

May 07, 2018 at 09:39PM

from Facebook
An omnipotent tale from the #landofcute

Marcus: I know God’s real name!
Mommy: Really?
With great confidence he declares
Yeah, it’s Bob Jeffery Stefan. But he goes by Bob for short.
I just smile, knowing the days are numbered for these sweet silly thoughts shared aloud.