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A vast tale from the #landofcute

Whilst driving in the truck on a sunny day last week, Marcus had his window open. The wind and the sun were gently blowing through his long hair. He sighed a happy sigh and began to talk in a stream of consciousness sort of way.
“Mommy, I love you more than air, I love you more than water, I love you more than Daddy….no wait, I love you guys the same. I love you then, more than”… inspiration struck him…”wait for it”…he leans in and says in a husky whisper “I love you more than Minecraft” A silent hush falls over the truck as we all take in the gravity of such a declaration……Not to be out done, I pull over onto the side of the road and say
“Are you ready?” He leaned in, in great expectation
“Marcus, listen closely” he leaned in further still and I whisper into his ear
“I love you more than plants!”
There was a sharp intake of breath from the listener, like he wasn’t even sure until that moment that, that much love could exist.
He undoes his seat belt, stands up and says in a powerful voice, while letting his hand open
“Mike Drop!”

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An hilarious breakfast story from the #landofcute

Good morning. While eating mango and banana pancakes this morning, Marcus had to eat in a hurry before religious school at 9:30. His pancakes were hot so I suggested he break them open to cool off, wherein Daddy said
“If you cut them up you increase the surface area to volume ratio” To which Marcus responded amazed
“Do you put science into everything you say?”
Mommy “If your only tool is a hammer then everything is a nail. Your daddy is a scientist so he sees everything scientifically”
To which Marcus says to me….wait for it…
“Well then, you’re a hoe!”
I can’t stop giggling.