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An hilarious breakfast story from the #landofcute

Good morning. While eating mango and banana pancakes this morning, Marcus had to eat in a hurry before religious school at 9:30. His pancakes were hot so I suggested he break them open to cool off, wherein Daddy said
“If you cut them up you increase the surface area to volume ratio” To which Marcus responded amazed
“Do you put science into everything you say?”
Mommy “If your only tool is a hammer then everything is a nail. Your daddy is a scientist so he sees everything scientifically”
To which Marcus says to me….wait for it…
“Well then, you’re a hoe!”
I can’t stop giggling.