{"id":90,"date":"2016-07-22T13:33:12","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T13:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=90"},"modified":"2016-07-22T13:33:12","modified_gmt":"2016-07-22T13:33:12","slug":"july-22-2016-at-0854am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"July 22, 2016 at 08:54AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nA tale from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>So, there we were in Home Depot waiting in line. The man behind behind us farted and of course all of us adults ignored it. Farts happen. Not Marcus. &#8220;Hey. You just farted! I heard you&#8221; we all started laughing and the woman behind the counter said &#8220;Out if the mouths if babes&#8221;<br \/>\nMarcus liked the attention, but I did explain what being embarrassed feels like. Too funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook A tale from the #landofcute So, there we were in Home Depot waiting in line. The man behind behind us farted and of course all of us adults ignored it. Farts happen. Not Marcus. &#8220;Hey. You just farted! I heard you&#8221; we all started laughing and the woman behind the counter said &#8220;Out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=90\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">July 22, 2016 at 08:54AM<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/91"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}