{"id":84,"date":"2016-05-17T19:24:16","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T19:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2016-05-17T19:24:16","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T19:24:16","slug":"a-really-small-tale-from-the-mommy-i-dont-want-to-wear-my-shoes-today-they-are-dirty-really-lets-see-maybe-we-can-clean-them-marcus-what-are-your-shoes-covered-with-they-got-dirty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"A really small tale from the &#8220;Mommy, I don&#8217;t want to wear my shoes today. They are dirty.&#8221; &#8220;Really, let&#8217;s see. Maybe we can clean them. Marcus what are your shoes covered with?&#8221; &#8220;They got dirty in art class. It&#8217;s paper Moshe!&#8221; Omg so funny. For those of you who don&#8217;t know Moshe is the Hebrew name for Moses&#8230;.who freed the Jews from slavery in the Passover story :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/scontent.xx.fbcdn.net\/v\/t1.0-9\/13254323_10153986059865795_329393363227565720_n.jpg?oh=6d86b57897d72dc539b01cf2a0a37673&#038;oe=57D38B04' style='max-width:600px;' \/><\/p>\n<div>via Facebook http:\/\/ift.tt\/1TWd5D4<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via Facebook http:\/\/ift.tt\/1TWd5D4<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}