{"id":165,"date":"2020-05-20T02:02:43","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T02:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=165"},"modified":"2020-05-20T02:02:43","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T02:02:43","slug":"2020-05-20t020241-000z","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=165","title":{"rendered":"2020-05-20T02:02:41.000Z"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nA vast tale from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>Whilst driving in the truck on a sunny day last week, Marcus had his window open.  The wind and the sun were gently blowing through his long hair. He sighed a happy sigh and began to talk  in a stream of consciousness sort of way.<br \/>\n&#8220;Mommy, I love you more than air, I love you more than water, I love you more than Daddy&#8230;.no wait, I love you guys the same. I love you then, more than&#8221;&#8230; inspiration struck him&#8230;&#8221;wait for it&#8221;&#8230;he leans in and says in a husky whisper &#8220;I love you more than Minecraft&#8221; A silent hush falls over the truck as we all take in the gravity of such a declaration&#8230;&#8230;Not to be out done, I pull over onto the side of the road and say<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you ready?&#8221; He leaned in, in great expectation<br \/>\n&#8220;Marcus, listen closely&#8221; he leaned in further still and I whisper into his ear<br \/>\n&#8220;I love you more than plants!&#8221;<br \/>\nThere was a sharp intake of breath from the listener, like he wasn&#8217;t even sure until that moment that, that much love could exist.<br \/>\nHe undoes his seat belt, stands up and says in a  powerful voice, while letting his hand open<br \/>\n&#8220;Mike Drop!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook A vast tale from the #landofcute Whilst driving in the truck on a sunny day last week, Marcus had his window open. The wind and the sun were gently blowing through his long hair. He sighed a happy sigh and began to talk in a stream of consciousness sort of way. &#8220;Mommy, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=165\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2020-05-20T02:02:41.000Z<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}