{"id":163,"date":"2020-05-17T13:49:41","date_gmt":"2020-05-17T13:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=163"},"modified":"2020-05-17T13:49:41","modified_gmt":"2020-05-17T13:49:41","slug":"2020-05-17t134938-000z","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=163","title":{"rendered":"2020-05-17T13:49:38.000Z"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nAn hilarious breakfast story from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>Good morning. While eating mango and banana pancakes this morning, Marcus had to eat in a hurry before religious school at 9:30. His pancakes were hot so I suggested he break them open to cool off, wherein Daddy said<br \/>\n&#8220;If you cut them up you increase the surface area to volume ratio&#8221; To which Marcus responded amazed<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you put science into everything you say?&#8221;<br \/>\nMommy &#8220;If your only tool is a hammer then everything is a nail. Your daddy is a scientist so he sees everything scientifically&#8221;<br \/>\nTo which Marcus says to me&#8230;.wait for it&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well then, you&#8217;re a hoe!&#8221;<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t stop giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook An hilarious breakfast story from the #landofcute Good morning. While eating mango and banana pancakes this morning, Marcus had to eat in a hurry before religious school at 9:30. His pancakes were hot so I suggested he break them open to cool off, wherein Daddy said &#8220;If you cut them up you increase &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=163\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2020-05-17T13:49:38.000Z<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":164,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions\/164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}