{"id":145,"date":"2018-05-25T07:37:48","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T07:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2018-05-25T07:37:48","modified_gmt":"2018-05-25T07:37:48","slug":"may-25-2018-at-0337am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=145","title":{"rendered":"May 25, 2018 at 03:37AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nA mischievous tale from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>Marcus: Mommy, can I eat this flower blossom?<br \/>\nI looked over to where he is pointing, he had spotted chive flowers.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well Marcus, you can, but it will give you incredible flatulence&#8221;<br \/>\nHis eyes lit up and a slow smile started in the corner of his mouth. I was starting to know this look of late&#8230;.mischeviousness! The thought that a plant could cause farts was too much fun to avoid. Down the hatch before I could give a second warning. Besides the fact that my son thought this was hilarious (as did I, but I did not let on) We were on our way into a shiva house with my son reeking of onions. He was not bothered by the piece of fruit cake I brought him to mask his pungent scent. <\/p>\n<p>Addendum: Gastrointestinally speaking, nothing unusual happened. B<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook A mischievous tale from the #landofcute Marcus: Mommy, can I eat this flower blossom? I looked over to where he is pointing, he had spotted chive flowers. &#8220;Well Marcus, you can, but it will give you incredible flatulence&#8221; His eyes lit up and a slow smile started in the corner of his mouth. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=145\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">May 25, 2018 at 03:37AM<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}