{"id":143,"date":"2018-05-08T01:40:04","date_gmt":"2018-05-08T01:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2018-05-08T01:40:04","modified_gmt":"2018-05-08T01:40:04","slug":"may-07-2018-at-0939pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"May 07, 2018 at 09:39PM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nAn omnipotent tale from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>Marcus: I know God&#8217;s real name!<br \/>\nMommy: Really?<br \/>\nWith great confidence he declares<br \/>\nYeah, it&#8217;s Bob Jeffery Stefan. But he goes by Bob for short.<br \/>\nI just smile, knowing the days are numbered for these sweet silly thoughts shared aloud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook An omnipotent tale from the #landofcute Marcus: I know God&#8217;s real name! Mommy: Really? With great confidence he declares Yeah, it&#8217;s Bob Jeffery Stefan. But he goes by Bob for short. I just smile, knowing the days are numbered for these sweet silly thoughts shared aloud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}