{"id":137,"date":"2018-01-31T15:06:08","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T15:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2018-01-31T15:06:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-31T15:06:08","slug":"january-31-2018-at-1006am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"January 31, 2018 at 10:06AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nA muttering story from the #landofcute <\/p>\n<p>As most of you know, I am homeschooling Marcus. One of the activities I have introduced into our day is house keeping. I have to muster steely nerves on the inside, and a gentle demeanor on the outside. The task was wash two pots, rinse, dry and put them away. The idea is that he has to do everything. Can&#8217;t reach the sink? I guess you need a stool&#8230;..go get your stool.<br \/>\nSo, he is now ready to wash the pots. Scrubby in one hand and he looks at me to turn the water on. I wait for him to turn the water on&#8230;I am prepared for anything&#8230;<br \/>\nIs muttering under your breath for the first time a milestone? Cause if it is, we definitely hit that one yesterday!<br \/>\nMuttering under his breath I heard him say<br \/>\n&#8220;Do I have to do everything around here?&#8221; OMG I was not prepared for that. I almost burst out laughing. I had to remain calm. My cheeks were hurting from suppressing  laughter&#8230;.It continued for the whole task, my ears pricked to hear his mutterings.<br \/>\n&#8220;Why do I have to do this? This is SO boring! When I become a man I am going to have a house maid come and do my dishes.&#8221; on and on for about 4 minutes.<br \/>\nI was bracing myself, what I would do if he asked for some applause when he was done? Once the door to the cupboard was shut, he just turned around and  said<br \/>\n&#8220;Hey Mommy, do you want to play Lego with me?&#8221; As if the last 4 minutes didn&#8217;t happen. I wish I was 7.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook A muttering story from the #landofcute As most of you know, I am homeschooling Marcus. One of the activities I have introduced into our day is house keeping. I have to muster steely nerves on the inside, and a gentle demeanor on the outside. The task was wash two pots, rinse, dry and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=137\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">January 31, 2018 at 10:06AM<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}