{"id":13,"date":"2014-05-18T12:51:59","date_gmt":"2014-05-18T12:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2014-05-18T12:59:53","modified_gmt":"2014-05-18T12:59:53","slug":"beth-lawrence-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Poo Assistance"},"content":{"rendered":"

A tale for you from The Land of Cute. A few days ago Marcus and I were in the washroom together at the library. First, it was my turn. I was not really paying attention to too much and I had such a good giggle when Marcus came over to me and began squeezing my shoulders.<\/p>\n

“I am going to help you poo Mommy”<\/p>\n

Then, he ripped off a piece of toilet paper for me that was 2 cm square and said<\/p>\n

“Here you go Mommy, to help you wipe your cankle”<\/p>\n

I was laughing so hard I forgot to even ask him what a cankle was.<\/p>\n

I am laughing now while I write this. OMG he is such a funny little man.<\/p>\n

via Beth Lawrence<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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