{"id":124,"date":"2017-11-22T14:28:35","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T14:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2017-11-22T14:28:35","modified_gmt":"2017-11-22T14:28:35","slug":"november-22-2017-at-0928am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"November 22, 2017 at 09:28AM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook<br \/>\nA future tale from the #landofcute<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who do not know, Marcus has his future life planned out. Today he made a new edition to the story. This is how the story goes.<br \/>\nPart 1 &#8211; about a year ago<br \/>\n&#8220;Mommy, I am going to have 10 kids!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Really? That&#8217;s cool. Hey, all of those kids need to eat. How are you going to feed them?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You are going to open up a bakery and you can feed us, and the warmth of the oven can keep us warm in the winter&#8221;<br \/>\nI was actually kind of impressed by this answer for a 6 year old.<br \/>\nPart 2 &#8211; 6 months ago<br \/>\n&#8220;So, are you going to have a job?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, I am going to be an inventor like my dad&#8221; Heart melts<\/p>\n<p>Part 3 &#8211; Today&#8217;s contribution to the story, which is kind of my favorite part&#8230;&#8230;The first four kids are going to be named Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe. I burst out laughing and then he says and the next two are going to be named Michael and Jeff. I love that he doesn&#8217;t think about gender. I do feel bad for Meenie though, that is a tough handle to grow up with.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>from Facebook A future tale from the #landofcute For those of you who do not know, Marcus has his future life planned out. Today he made a new edition to the story. This is how the story goes. Part 1 &#8211; about a year ago &#8220;Mommy, I am going to have 10 kids!&#8221; &#8220;Really? That&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/?p=124\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">November 22, 2017 at 09:28AM<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/landofcute.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}